Body Shop Service

by | Oct 6, 2021

Ever feel like your body’s “engine light” comes on and you’re not even sure what that means or how to fix it?
I recently had to drop my car off for a service and my mind started wondering to what a wonderful possibility it would be to just jolly well drop myself off at the gym and collect my body when it’s ready! Not only would it save me time but let’s face it, energy. The conversations would be hilarious…

Thank you for choosing Virgin Active’s Body Shop Service. Here is your breakdown:

We noticed your midsection needed replacing. 
Biceps have a slow leak.
Your fluids were down, so we topped up your water
You said your engine was making funny noises (a groaning) when it started up in the morning, so we replaced your battery. 
We also saw that you had some screws loose, so we tightened those up for you.
Finished up with an all-round wax and polish.

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